alaskan tootsie roll

The act of taking a shit outside in extreme cold weather, where the shit only gets half way out of your ass hole before freezing solid.

I had to hurry and take a dump out there before it became an alaskan tootsie roll.

by Webster definer March 24, 2024

Pigeon Toss

It is simply a 'hands cupped, ball clap' Done from the the rear, between the legs (of the male victim/friend)while standing. Meant as a funny gesture to shock the person when they least expect it.
More details:
This surprise, obnoxious, inappropriate act is meant to be done to a male wherein the person (coming from behind) walks up to the 'male victim' crouches down with arms forward elbows closely aligned, with the hands face up cupped together (similar to how we do when washing our face bent over a sink) and in fast motion reach in from underneath the victim, with hands low between the victims legs, hands cupped, stands up while swinging up,and 'cup slaps' the balls of the victim, then retreats laughing..wake up buddy! You just got pigeon tossed!

Someone should pigeon toss him, it'll wake him up.

by TheCuriousMonkey May 26, 2024

Goon toons

Pornographic animations. They're often watched on a PSP or 3DS, but can be viewed on many other devices.

Yo, man! Put on the goon toons, not that Cocomelon or Skibidi Toilet shit!

by b453dw0rdw1z4rd June 25, 2024

Ring Toss

A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.

Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?

Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!

by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025

metv toons

the greatest TV network out there. it's basically 90s cartoon network, but free/cheap (depending on where you live). such an ass-blasting barrage of classic cartoons, it'll make you flake on the hottest girl in town.

mark: yo joel, didn't you have a hot date with big booty judy tonight?
joel: fuck judy, i'm watching metv toons. looney tunes is on.
mark: sweet.

by clammobile January 18, 2025

Young Tools

A sociopolitical cohort of youth who, believing themselves to be agents of revolutionary change, are in fact mobilized, shaped, or manipulated by existing power structures to advance those structures’ strategic goals.

“The Young Tools marched like they were dismantling the system, not realizing they were acting out the system’s newest script.”

by JPRock March 9, 2026

trump tootsie roll

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it

those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"

by The Phrogg May 7, 2025