magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends
Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
by someone_you_dont_know May 04, 2007
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Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 May 28, 2011
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dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.
examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)
by cambells chunky beef January 09, 2005
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go see if I'm at the toilet

little brother: Iwant to be with you.
big brother: go see if I'm at the toilet
by jacki.km May 09, 2006
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big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"
by Duty Dog June 23, 2014
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5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.
Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.
by UrbanJimit May 16, 2020
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one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.
Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.
by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 06, 2018
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