Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll
by someone_you_dont_know May 04, 2007
When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.
Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."
by Thouston299 May 28, 2011
by cambells chunky beef January 09, 2005
by jacki.km May 09, 2006
A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..
by Duty Dog June 23, 2014
Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.
by UrbanJimit May 16, 2020
Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.
Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.
by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 06, 2018