Don't shit in my toilet

When a close friend, family member or lover/partner continues to lament about a personal issue that he or she refuses to deal with but wants to harp on end about it the whole time you spend together, praying for sympathy although that person has no intention of ever ending the situation? It's just that they really want to put the monkey on your back for a little while but really will have no plans on resolution? They are trying to leave the crap in your toilet and keep theirs clean and toxic free.

Johnny: "I'm so sick of Karen, dude, this is what she did today.."

Dude: "Naw man, respectfully, you complain about Karen every day and have for the last 12 years, don't shit in my toilet Johnny, I'm having a good day. Let's talk about the playoffs."

by Thouston299 October 14, 2011

dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005

go see if I'm at the toilet

get out of my hair, leave me alone.
come from hebrew slang

little brother: Iwant to be with you.
big brother: go see if I'm at the toilet

by jacki.km May 17, 2006

big turd in a little toilet

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

by Duty Dog June 22, 2014

5th period toilet time

When your one friend stinks so bad during 5th period.

Friend 1: Yoooo yesterday was wild bro.
Friend 2: Did someone 5th period toilet time?
Friend 1: Yeah it stunk.

by UrbanJimit May 15, 2020

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010