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Spring Egg

It is a bastardization of the word with the same definition: Easter Egg, which is defined as a painted or chocolate egg that has been hidden by the Easter Bunny. It is derived from the politically correct paranoia that has engulfed every essence that was the Christmas Season which is now the Winter Holiday Season and is often used by public figures and fanatical individuals who are too scared to offend anyone by saying Easter Egg. It is much more annoying because Easter Egg is also defined as a prize or hidden feature found in various visual media outlets, compelling people to use Spring Egg all year round.
Person 1: Dude, how many Easter Eggs did you find in Lost?
Person 2: BLASPHEMY! The Lost series does not have any Easter eggs, idiot! They have spring eggs!
Person 1: What?! Are you serious?! Referencing Easter Eggs in movies and games have no underlined religious implications!
Person 2: aserwernkubawr
Person 1: I did not understand what you just said. Oh that's right, you paranoid fanatica morons always have your heads up your asses.
by Franico March 27, 2010
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Crimson Egg

A plot device so no single person can be blamed as the villain in the Dream SMP that grows questionable herbs.
by ICantMakeCreativeMemes February 9, 2021
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Rusty egg

When somebody's balls dry out
Yo did you hear Kevin got the rusty egg
by Original rusty egg January 14, 2016
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barker egg

An obscure slang name for dog shit, barker being the dog and egg being the turd.
Fuck it, I just trod in a barker egg!
by naughty_warwick November 1, 2013
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eager eggs

1. A mis-pronunciation of the word "Easter Eggs", but later adapted to mean a "surprise" left by an individual.

2. Any object
1.
Joe: Okay Pleples! Time to go find the Eager Eggs!
Kelly: What's an Eager Egg?
Melba: What Midnight left us last night on the carpet.

2.
Melba:Did you open those Eager Eggs yet?
Kelly: Nah man, I have too many eager eggs in my closet already.
by Kelly P May 8, 2007
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Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.
Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
by thteer January 15, 2013
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Caught The Egg

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.
Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"
by Eddy Edward December 22, 2008
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