Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.

The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.

by The Camel December 12, 2023

commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.

"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"

by Blades of steel November 11, 2009

windy beaver

When younare blowing into a beaver and she queefs and you get winded in return

I tried the windy beaver on her last night and ended up getting more than I bargained for.

by Redtruffle September 27, 2023

beaver slam

The act of putting ones head between two scissorsing females. And having them slam there beavers into the side of your head.

Whys Jake's head pink? He just got beaver slammed but those strippers.

by Xxxblownxxx April 11, 2020

Beaver

Someone that acts like a fool and is very annoying

Don't be a beaver

by divoun21274 April 6, 2024

Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt

Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard

by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 8, 2018

Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.

Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT

by Kylie lips February 11, 2025