Skip to main content

Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around
just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"
by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Swamp Assmug.

Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021
mugGet the Swamp thongmug.

Swamp sheep

Swamp sheep: a person who loves the goverment swamp as it is and trusts that the goverment has the best intrest of then in mind. Particularly a Democrat, a victim type mentality. They likely work for the goverment in some form and have loyalty to the swamp continuing to provide for them. A sort of blind loyalty, very naive to the world and how it works. Swamp sheep would rather live in a cage in a corrupt goverment claim blm and defund the police yet would be the first cowards to call the cops when someone breaks a rule like not wearing a mask during covid 19.
He's a swamp sheep. Been living off the govt tit since he was a boy.
by Itsfree October 27, 2020
mugGet the Swamp sheepmug.

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
mugGet the Boulder Highway Swamp Coolermug.

swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on
When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure
by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021
mugGet the swamp ragmug.

Swamp

1: to be overloaded with work

2: a biome in which a certain ogre may reside
1: I’m sorry I can’t come to the movies I swamped with work

2: What are ya doing in my swamp??
by Clover saw April 22, 2022
mugGet the Swampmug.

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"
by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019
mugGet the Swamp Vipermug.

Share this definition