side boob

A boob but from the side

Chad: hahahaha the tv said boob
Chad's mom: What did we say about laughing at the word boob?
Chad: ur a fucking dumb whore that dozen love side boobs

by arkenbarben September 25, 2020

Boob Breastily

To Boob Breastily is to perform an action that draws a large amount of attention to your breasts. This term was originally created to mock the choice of language that male writers often use when describing female characters, which often describes them by only focusing on their breasts. This term is mainly used to point out things like fan service in a video game or T.V. show.

Ex: I was having a great time watching this show until the protagonist started to boob breastily.

by Half Unus Half Annus November 6, 2022

boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

Drag boobs

A pair of large natural breasts that strangely reveals no cleavage above a standard neckline. So named for their resemblance to the false breasts warn by female impersonators (Drag Queens).

Stacy: Whoa, what is Tiffany stuffing her bra with these days?
Aaron: No, those are natural. Tiffany's got drag boobs.
Stacy: Ohhh. Wait, how do you know?

by Domina DeVil September 20, 2012

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

boob straw

A woman's nipple

Look at the boob straws on that one!

by pirates-running-amok April 18, 2019

museum boobs

when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them

How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.

by thecoopermanning December 6, 2017