Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING
by Purely_derpy073 May 23, 2017

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.
by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

by wiwit October 23, 2019

girl: omg guess what! it’s november 12th! you know what that means..
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
bestie: oh no..ITS NATIONAL JUMP YOUR BESTIE DAY
girl: *jumps bestie*
by Lotuslightlili November 10, 2022

by Pat1225 August 23, 2018

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

It's Not 73 jump street.
A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
A Biblical testimony of fraternity—featuring two brothers’ fervent fellowship that started in the Korean Church that carried over to the Vietnamese Church in front of the Jesus.
Doug: Now we movin to 23 jump street?
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here
Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
* * *
Doug: Wow! look at that! It looks like a cube of Ice!
Cpt. Dickson: **whilst holding a Sword of the Spirit** We Jump Street, and we ‘bout to jump in yo Book (of Psalms)
Jimko: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Nustin: Fun. I’m not gonna take a dump the entire time we’re here
Doug: Hey, listen! There’s a grenade in my shorts!
Tito: Is that is?
Doug: That’s my dog!
Tito: What about that?
Doug: That’s my dog also!
Mercedes: Are we about to kiss?
Tito: FLAKAY SALMON!!!!!! **holding up a flaky salmon**
by dasflyinturtleesq March 12, 2019
