Dick Weed

When you spill weed all over yourself, but more specifically accidentally dumping it all into your lap.

James: *spills grinder into his lap*
Sasha: “ope, dick weed!”

by ZO3Y December 09, 2019

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weed-flex

ability to quickly catch things when high on marijuana or catch marijuana itself if knocked over

i have a cat-like weed-flex when it comes to dropping bud

by heartthatmaryjane March 20, 2011

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dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

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Lucchi Weed

One of the most potent strains of marijuana originating from central Pennsylvania. Also the name of an incredible jam band you probably never heard about because they're so fucking underground.

Golf wang bro, dat Lucchi weed couchlocked me. I got Lucchi Weed pourin' outta mah Beats too. Shawty.

by SuperSwag105 January 28, 2012

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tard weeding

the act of having to weed through the various imbeciles, morons, dumbasses, jackasses, tools, dickheads, douchebags, dipshits, dolts, and asshats among the populace to find someone worth spending your time with for relationship pursuits.

Q: How'd your date go with Mr. Wonderful last night?
A: Well, let's just say my tard weeding isn't done yet.

by hottapantsa January 19, 2007

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