Log

to exit or leave an online game or server; to disconnect

“He got mad and logged right after the match ended.”

by sierahtonin October 22, 2025

Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

by llvdoc December 16, 2025

Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025

Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.

I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.

by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025