Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Big Bird

A bird who will bust down your door real quick

911, big bird is in the area

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Chicken-bird

The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)

And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.

by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019

Marnie Bird

Marnie bird has saggy pum pum. She like both genders cus she can’t get enough xoxo. She fuk my dad.

Eeeeeeee you fucked Marnie Bird last night?

by Saggypumpum August 30, 2019

zach bird

it is a person that is athletic mid size and has girls having a pussy boner when he walks in the door . he has a huge cock normally half a ruler by age 12 he is a sexy motha fucka he loves women normally humping some girls with C in their name

zach bird is hot im having a pussy boner wanna suck all the cum outta him right now

by iheartpusst123456789 September 7, 2019

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

by Oldskoo83 October 27, 2017