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medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.
"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"
by Yellos April 9, 2018
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Phat spray

A spray so big that it can be defined as phat. A phat spray will be seen being posted to tinny rats snapchat stories along with gay edits posted to youtube.
OMG, DID YOU SEE BYRON GRAHAMS PHAT SPRAY IS THAT EDIT WITH THE BLASTA...... SOOOO PHAT
by Wozzer May 29, 2018
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Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
by Taint Magee May 15, 2018
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Halifax spray

The Halifax spray is best performed when you are on the verge of taking a liquid shit. The first step is to bend over forward with your pants down, and take a finger to close most of the opening of your butt hole.

When the fecal matter will be ejected, the pressure cause by the finger, will add distance and velocity to the evacuation of your body.
Sharnelle was so annoying that i've decided to give her the Halifax spray, surprisingly she enjoyed it and was asking for more. Donovan came forward and he provided her with a second Halifax spray.
by John Vag August 8, 2018
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michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!
by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
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Glade Spray

The thing that you use to kill a cockroach with when the bug swatter is too far away.

or

The thing that you use when you took a big shit.
Me: FUCKING GET THE FLY SWATTER!
Sister: IT'S TOO FAR!
Me: PASS ME THE GLADE SPRAY!
Sister: *passes holy savior*
Me: FUCKING DIE, BITCH!
Cockroach: *Crawls under the couch*
Me: FUCKING HELL!
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Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019
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