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Kansas City Shuffle

When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.
Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.

Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!
by the_waitresss October 29, 2011
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Snuffkin

Death by Blumpkin. A combination fo Snuff and Blumpkin.
Dude! Tom was getting a Blumpkin and died. He totally got Snuffkinned.
by TZ McLovin' September 16, 2007
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Mexican Shuffle

1) Action: A dance that displays an act of confusion. There tends to be many background items that can distract a viewers eyes. This dance has no strict plot or rhythm. The dance originates from the Mexican heritage to be late and in a state of disarray.

2) To Describe a Situation: When using the term "Mexican Shuffle", it can be applied to a confusing, flip-flopped, or some sort of a switched up situation.
1) I went to the Rodriguez house and watched Juan perform the Mexican Shuffle while I admired his clock collection in the background. It confused me.

2) Agusto and Ramirez spoke quickly and reversed the story on me. I felt like I had be hit with a Mexican Shuffle.
by keatpaul March 17, 2011
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pooper bowl shuffle

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.
The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.

The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
by D.Rogers July 1, 2009
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Vietnam shuffle

when your having sex with a female doggy style, you reach around and yank on her pubic hair. When she looks up at you and screams in pain, u puke in her mouth and hightail outta there.
I was fucking my ex jane when i pulled a vietnam shuffle on her.
by Evol777 January 5, 2008
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snuffelufagus

That kid from Barstow is such a Snuffelufagus
by gotchasmalls November 15, 2009
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Muff Snuffler

One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.
Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff Snuffler.'
by BeMo February 12, 2008
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