snake in the grass

usually in a dark room a guy tucks his erect penis between his legs and then slaps his confused mates face with it as they are approaching that area to provide oral satisfaction.

Dan left a red mark on Sarah's face after he played "snake in the grass" on her

by MelissaMaybe December 28, 2005

snake

Somebody that bites you in the ass. Do you dirty wrong.

"Ya, that nigga a snake. He slept with my girl"

by Kayla Myesha November 8, 2007

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

jeans snake

when a guy wears tight jeans and you can see his... snake.

is that a sock stuffed down his pants or is that really his jeans snake?

by uuuum October 20, 2010

rump snake

Flatulence released by the sound of a long hiss.

Ooops sorry that was my rump snake.

by jdp May 22, 2006

sun snake

A person or persons of asian decsent. probably observing national monuments such as ol' faithful...definately using sony camcorders and digital cameras.

Check out that fuckin' sun snake....damn they can opperate that sony digital.

by Rob dicksineass December 11, 2008

Thick snake

To have a turd to large to come out the anus.

My butt stung after that thick snake.

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014