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decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017
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great white shart

When he splooges in your asshole and you fart and the cum shoots out of your ass as great white shart
Stop cumming in my ass Dad! I can't stand these great white sharts!
by cock locker February 25, 2018
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Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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Shart

While in a drunken state and trying to flatuate in public, you unintentionally expel liquid feces into your shorts, causing total embarassment to yourself - FOREVER.
The weekend camping trip ended early because the shart that John left at the fire almost injured 3 people.
by Pat McGroin March 3, 2008
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shart

A squishy fart that also yields some solid waste.

see also Cammshaft23
Camm is a human shart.
by cchil January 12, 2006
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Shart

A shart occurs when a fart brings an unexpected/uninvited friend along with it.
Damn it! I thought I just needed to let go of some gas, but it wasn't a fart, it was a shart!
by junglistgirl77 September 13, 2010
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Cunt Shart

A wet queef. A very wet, drippy, sloppy, slimy, stank ass queef. Usually results in a queef stain.
Lori oughta be ashamed, that bitch cunt sharted all over herself! She had to go home and change her clothes!
by flyinryan914 April 16, 2011
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