texas seven

7 prisoners who escaped from the Connally Unit prison in Texas in 2000. They were pretty badass because never have so many people escaped from prison there. But they completely fucked up and killed a policeman during a robbery. After they killed the cop they fled to Colorado but they were captured. One committed suicide and the remaining 6 were brought back to Texas in chains and sentenced to death. 3 have since been executed

The texas seven were pretty badass until them dumbasses killed someone

by latinojodido April 7, 2016

lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.

Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.

by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016

satisfied seven

An achievement where one individual makes seven (or more) others orgasm at a party.

That party was lit! I scored a Satisfied Seven and even got a couple phone numbers, set a new record for myself.

by JamieSharp June 7, 2017

thirty-seven and a half

Well, thirty-seven and a half is thirty eight minus 2 plus 1.5. Simple, right?

I have thirty-seven and a half dollars

by Oissseeac. July 26, 2017

morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day

Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun

by AngstySymbiosis May 12, 2018

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

The Seven Unforbidden Holes

The seven unforbidden holes are the ears, nostrils, eyes and urethra.

The seven unforbidden holes are for the cummest of dumpsters

by Marxist Badger June 8, 2018