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awww, she's retarded

A phrase used by a secretly submissive man under 5'10 to imply his desire for anal sex. Not just any anal sex, this code phrase indicates he wants to be used like a fleshlight and turned inside out.

If your boyfriend, partner or husband uses this phrase, he's begging for a rectal prolapse. Do not listen to his cries for help as you reach for his hairy anus, he is secretly super duper into it. If he fights you off, persist, as he is simply trying to pretend he is heterosexual - he's dying for backshots.
Awww she's retarded is super commonly said by plumber sk8r bois

She glared at him, annoyed that he was taking so long to look up at her from his game of Clash Royale. He looked up and smiled at her: "Awww, she's retarded."
by urmomsperchina July 26, 2021
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at least shes pretty

Used for someone super dumb as a way of redeeming them and establishing at least one good quality they have
She said 2+2=5
Well at least shes pretty
by Jdnsnskxju September 27, 2021
mugGet the at least shes prettymug.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.
mugGet the .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.mug.
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
mugGet the Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.mug.

She Bangs

Its like all that or a special kind of dance move or giration but in most cases its like saying they have it all. In some contexts is means gang activity. Other contexts it means sex. Possible what a female says when mentioning the theory of the big bang to a guy, and that guy tells a friend. Possibly a guy telling you of a girlfriend that is going to commit suicide with a gun or has already.
ShabangsShe bangs on da dance floor. He got that shabangshe bangs thang. She bangs as a gangster. That girl believes that something came from nothing; She bangs.
by Spamilton October 10, 2018
mugGet the She Bangsmug.

She Wants To Give Out My Appelez Moi<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>

She Wants To Give Out My Appelez Moi<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
She Wants To Give Out My Appelez Moi<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>
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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
mugGet the she put her bagels on memug.

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