beef season

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

by Kevin money December 30, 2014

Guy Season

The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.

Oh god, it's guy season again.

by BabbyyI October 10, 2015

scrot season

that game where your gay as fuck and try and hit your freinds in the balls

James one scrot season

by nojuuhu May 11, 2016

salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016

laquanna samone

1. Inspiring a sense of mystery, awe, and fascination.
2. the quality of being great, distinguished, or eminent.
3. having or showing complete and constant support for someone or something.

4. pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically.

LaQuanna Samone is a culture. It's the way we live. It's what we eat, think, & breathe.

#AMysticalFoodExperience , #TheUnicornChef

by The Unicorn Chef December 22, 2016

banger season

The season in which sexual intercourse is performed at least ten times within three weeks. From there, intercourse must be preformed three times within each following week. This goes until death or until the streak is broken.

Man 1: Dude my girlfriend and I are finally in banger season
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though

by BottomDaddy4Life January 26, 2017

Tag Season

Early in the summer when girls have tags on their new bathing suits and guys can go up and ask to remove /tuck in the tags, and use such an excuse to touch and start talking to the girls. Common in beach cities.

It's tag season, bro! Can't wait to get to the beach and see what we got this year.

by Rocketman522 June 16, 2017