Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

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Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

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Red Sea badge

Intercourse during her period

Yo Bobby, have you got your Red Sea badge? I got mine the other night after getting my red wings..

by Is_FuZe April 25, 2021

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Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

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Sea People

noun

1) people who probably already do (or would) live on a yacht in the sea if they could and probably have signs around their beach house on the sea with phrases such as:
"Life's a beach" , "Take me to the beach" , "Margaritas and the beach" etc.

“Man 1: Hey, wanna go to the sea port?
Man 2: Nah, too many sea people there.”

by Qoejankekdk May 4, 2021

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