Soon

The word that one “friend” uses before spending 5 whole African lifetimes to eat their dinner

Jack: ight imma be back soon I’m going to eat

by 7mil in my basement January 4, 2021

APO soon

something that will happen in the next few years or never

we'll hear from her APO soon!

by Dean Oren September 26, 2006

spoonfed and bred

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

Spooniosis

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonbomb

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.

When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.

by Botany Babe September 23, 2016

spoonja

The act of sopping up delicious sauce left over on your plate

I finished my veal rollatini, but needed extra bread to SPOONJA the left over sauce

by 69Starmonkey November 6, 2017

spooning 2.0

Sticking a spoon up your ass for pleasure

Person 1: dude spooning was terrible
Person 2: who did you spoon
Person 1: no I did it solo
Person 2: you can’t do that

Person 1: then what’s it called when you stick a spoon up your ass
Person 2: spooning 2.0

by Brain hurt March 24, 2020