god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
Get the Shopping for Tiresmug. A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
Get the Shop Speed Festivalmug. Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
by QuacksO January 3, 2020
Get the shopping-cart sidlemug. A delicious pickle kit you can buy in the tiktok shop. Basically a DIY chamoy pickle kit with whatever chemicals tiktok puts in them. Often eaten while your rose toy is connected
Teacher: I said no Chamoy Pickle Kits in class!!
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹
Student: I DON'T CARE!!! *eats chamoy pickle kit from tiktok shop while using rose toy simultaneously*📳I'M USING MY ROSE TOY🌹
by ROSE.TOY.ABUSER ;-; December 27, 2023
Get the Chamoy Pickle Kit from Tiktok Shopmug. The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
Get the Cigar shoppingmug. A very British term Meaning when you are too young to buy an item ie alcohol or cigs and you wait outside the shop for someone of age to buy it for you and you provide the money or if they are a Beaut they’ll pay
by Lalapeterpoo October 9, 2021
Get the Drop-shopmug. A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.
"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."
by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013
Get the Shopping Trolleymug.