Robert

The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.

Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.

by Lord fard December 17, 2022

Robert

He’s racist and has a big head

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.

by Zedslo December 22, 2022

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Roberts

A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too

“Don’t annoy her, she’s a Roberts”

by MissYouKnowMe October 17, 2019

posy roberts

A name of a female usually meaning rude, crazy, annoying and ignorant. Can also be described as not being loyal or trustworthy. Stay clear lads

That posy Roberts is untrustworthy and not loyal is she Jack.

by Official Mr.Fish October 17, 2019

COLE ROBERTS

HATES THE WORLD LOVES TO DIE

I WONT TO COLE ROBERTS WHEN I SEE COLE

by willpcubs2322 October 21, 2019

Robert

A piece of shit friend he will snitch on you for anything

Robert is so gay Fuck him

by RobertsAreGay November 1, 2019