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River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.
by C76M June 13, 2013
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The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner
Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”
by spaghater3000 October 17, 2023
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A
by -Mort February 7, 2021
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Palm River

palm river is a ruthless place to be its field with dangerous people getting money- their currently are beefing with Progress village and have have bullied them and had them duck their taco multiple times and flipped their ride they are fucking insane
Palm river is a place of trap and money making people they are also very dangerous and Violent they don’t fuck off / jay way are scared of them and Progress Village are upset because they pop boonks but they can’t do anything because their scared what may happen
by big 82k November 24, 2021
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River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
by The guy1980 March 8, 2024
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