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A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:
Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice
by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024
mugGet the Nigger fry rice in my assholemug.

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.
Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!
by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021
mugGet the Rice filthiesmug.

The Rice Master

The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.
Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.
by The Rice Master March 18, 2024
mugGet the The Rice Mastermug.

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.
I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.
by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022
mugGet the Big Mac V Fried Ricemug.

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder
i finally stopped rice caking
by bellabitch October 21, 2020
mugGet the rice cakingmug.

Rice Burner

An asian made motorcycle or car. Especially a motorcycle like Honda, Kawasaki, etc.
That rice burner just passed us doing about 75 mph!
by IGFarben December 14, 2013
mugGet the Rice Burnermug.

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017
mugGet the cold rice cakemug.

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