noun. where two people are in a relationship that is 1. constantly breaking up and getting back together. 2. is miserable for one or both parties but is still "intact" 3. a constant emotional battle (i.e constant bickering and fighting resulting in above, 1.)
Friend 1: i cannot believe they are back together! they hated each other yesterday!
Friend 2: i know! they have a relationshipwreck
, for sure.
Friend 2: i know! they have a relationshipwreck
, for sure.
by MordSithMistress August 15, 2011
Get the relationshipwreck mug.REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.
The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.
Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.
Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.
Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.
Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.
by Realter August 25, 2011
Get the Realteer mug.Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.
by aris00 September 9, 2011
Get the relative humidity mug.The phase of an emotionally imbalanced person's life where they want to be in a relationship but only for a short while. Commonly occurring when said person has no idea what their purpose is and have become increasingly lonely.
"Hey did you hear Kim Kardashian got divorced already?"
"Yeah man she was just going through a relationphase."
"Yeah man she was just going through a relationphase."
by KasinKnee December 19, 2011
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Get the relationshit mug.The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
Get the Relationship delay mug.Can be used to describe a relationship that either:
a) Started after only a couple of days
b) Has gone on for too long
c) Or is in some form abusive
a) Started after only a couple of days
b) Has gone on for too long
c) Or is in some form abusive
A: Wow that girl really needs to take a break...
B: Yeah she's in a real relationshit
A: She only knew him for 10 days?
B: Yeah she's a retard, what a relationshit!
A: I'm pretty sure when they get drunk they get abusive...
B: That, ladies and gentleman, is what we like to call a relationshit.
B: Yeah she's in a real relationshit
A: She only knew him for 10 days?
B: Yeah she's a retard, what a relationshit!
A: I'm pretty sure when they get drunk they get abusive...
B: That, ladies and gentleman, is what we like to call a relationshit.
by MrIvy October 27, 2012
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