A sneaky sexual maneouvre in which a man who is eager for a blowjob can use to satify his needs. A "Cock in a roll" is when a man places his penis inside a six-inch or footlong sandwich roll (depending on penis size), scatters the roll with a variety of salads to make it more convincing, and places the roll, with his cock inside of it, on a plate. The plate is to be held down near his crotch for obvious reasons, and every attempt to camoflage the penis into this seemingly innocent sandwich environment is to be made for maximum efficiency. With plate in hand, and cock in roll, the man then approaches his targeted consumer and asks if she wants a bite of the roll. As she is unaware of the fact that your penis is placed inside of the roll, she agrees and has a go at the sandwich.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
Some complementary phrases that can be inlcuded or not are
- "careful hunny, there may be bones"
- "I can add mayonaise if you want"
*Note of warning*: If youre target is fat, wears some sort of dental correction device and/or is an aggessive eater, it would be a good idea not to perform this maneouvre, as your cock may be completely destroyed or severly harmed.
"Man, lately my girlfriend and I have been through a dry patch" - MAN 1
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
"Have you tried Cock In A Roll? It works a treat, you'll have your willy sucked no problem!" - MAN 2
by Harry VDK August 30, 2014
Get the Cock In A Rollmug. a) the act of celebrating after a physical or morale victory by acting as if one picks up a baby and gently cradles it in one's arms.
Tom: I proceeded to look up at the jumbo tron at the basketball game after we lost...
Heather: Ya, what happened?
Tom: Garrett was on there baby-rolling the shit out the entire arena!
Heather: Ya, what happened?
Tom: Garrett was on there baby-rolling the shit out the entire arena!
by Godweezy March 2, 2010
Get the Baby-Rollmug. While having sex have both individuals wrap arms around each other and then rolling like a barrel while still humping.
by Junior;Vic;Muffin May 29, 2012
Get the The Barrel Rollmug. The Rolling Principle is the simple logic of rolling between the number 1 and 100. The principle states that when Man A rolls a number, man B will never be able to win the roll, no matter how man other people roll on it. this does not mean Man A will win the roll, it just means Man. B will not.
The Rolling Principle:
Man (A) rolls a 54.
Man (B) rolls a 61.
Man (C) rolls a 75.
Man (B) did not win the roll, because man (A) rolled as well.
Man (A) rolls a 54.
Man (B) rolls a 61.
Man (C) rolls a 75.
Man (B) did not win the roll, because man (A) rolled as well.
by Ungoldleeeeey October 22, 2009
Get the rolling principlemug. The sensation one experiences (while sober) when listening to music similar to that played during an MDMA/Ecstasy fueled concert/rave event.
Akin to a short-duration MDMA/Ecstasy trip.
May occur days, weeks, or months after the initial experience.
See rolling.
Akin to a short-duration MDMA/Ecstasy trip.
May occur days, weeks, or months after the initial experience.
See rolling.
by Benny.Benassi June 6, 2010
Get the Ghost rollmug. by *Khanz*only~ July 8, 2020
Get the Dice Rollmug. Originated from an image macro of a duck on wheels called, "Duck Roll" a Rick Roll is an extremely annoying meme on which the victim is tricked into clicking a link that leads to the viral video of Rick Astley singing, "Never gonna give you up."
Website: For further information on the subatomic age, click this link.
Victim: Hmmm...-click- Awww, damn! I got Rick Rolled!
Victim: Hmmm...-click- Awww, damn! I got Rick Rolled!
by ecopper12 April 25, 2010
Get the Rick Rollmug.