poser

A Poser is a total showoff! The difference between a person with talent and a poser is that the poser is just trying hard to appear talented for personal status gain and to further boost his/her ego (which is already so overinflated that they unknowingly make fools of themselves with their over exaggerated shows) whereas the person with talent is just doing their stuff... performing (in the purest sense of the word). And would perform well with or without a crowd but the poser only performs when there is a crowd. So I totally agree with most definitions here up to a point... that being that, 1. yes, posers are trying to show off but 2. no, they are not trying to imitate some culture punk goth or otherwise but instead would just do anything to attract attention to the point of making a total fool out of themselves, unlike someone who just dresses punk, goth, rad or whatever (even if they aren't) but just felt like dressing that way to express themselves a little differently.

At the drumming contest that first guy really knew his stuff and played so well yet didn't make a big deal about it, but that second guy only barely passed as drummer yet he thought he was brilliant and didn't even realize he was making such a fool of himself... what a poser!

by RockmanAU September 23, 2007

posegay

a girl or boy that claims to be lesbianic or homosexual in nature but secretly likes the cock or vagina is a posegay...

"hey check out that boi he pretty hott *eyes they girl next to the guy...*" "dood ur such a posegay!"

by darkparkshark May 16, 2008

Presec

A bunch of weaklings who ride on the wings of past glory. Also known as madina boys, they seem to be good at shamelessly buying their way to the top.
They recently won a national competition for the sixth time and they used the trophy as a means to cross out every thing on their wishlist.

Presec fuor pri

by Nibii April 7, 2021

Poseidon

The seaking of posers

Dave: Wow, look at that group of posers
Rick: Whoa, look at that one, Poseidon

by Furioussteve November 23, 2007

Prosecutors Office

Similar to a district attorney, who who is in charge of investigating a crime and then tries to secure a conviction in court. Latest trend is for the P.O.'s office to bust cops since they could never make it as one!

Man the county prosecutors office can't get a conviction from someone who confessed to the crime, so they sent the case back down to the municipal court for them to worry about. John the cop with the most awards is under the gun again for doing his job. I wish the prosecutors office would just leave him alone.

by Cum Junkie Walter November 15, 2005

Poser bands

a poser band is a trying hard to be 'heavy metal' or 'punk'
such as panthera, metallica or sum 41

dude1:dude, sum41 is teh r0><0rs!omfgrolforlf
dude2:my music rapes you poser bands a new asshole!

by teh one May 13, 2005

EMO POSERS 1337

A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337

EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->

by Gicester October 20, 2008