Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Deja Poo

That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.

Oh man. Another traffic jam. Deja Poo.

by boggler July 14, 2019

Blue Poo

When you eat so much candy in one sitting that your shit is somehow blue

"Yo, Halloween night was crazy!"

"I know dude! I had so much candy I had a Blue Poo

by Lol_I_AteYourCat November 7, 2019

Poo-Lard

Poo-lard is a hangry being, his super tasting abilities are through the roof. He does not believe in the Green Party as free education is for people who want to pay more than a loonie for a bud light. Poo-Lard is a horny fuck who is found most of the time wanking dry in his blue muscle shirt.
“Give this to my family incase if we die”
-general poo-lard
“My water is much tastier than the H2O of lord dortis - Aqua Poo-lard
“Free education is bullshit, we should have to pay for school”-political Poo-lard

Do not bring up the Green Party or poo-lard will use his super tasting ability’s to fuck ur mom.

by OGlover21 November 23, 2019

pumpy poo

Pumpy Poo is a very loving girl who has a sweet heart and is very beautiful. Pumpy Poo is the greatest bestie you will ever meet and will always be there for you.

That girl over there is my Pumpy Poo

by Pump Poo December 15, 2019

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

Rosa Poo

That Indian song that perfectly describes anyone named rosa

Rosa poo

by Jeffrey the juice man August 13, 2019