Poser

Someone in a band who never met you and said he fought with you to show you he was a man.

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.

The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Poser

Someone who's not really a troublemaker, but wants more than anything in the world to be accepted by the world, so does everything a troublemaker would do, thinking that being one is the answer to the question of what's wrong. A mama's boy or mama's girl posing as a rebellious teenager their entire life, well after their eighteenth birthday.

The boy/girl couldn't stop being a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020

Poser

If a guy has convinced people he's Italian (such as an actor in a movie), but he's not really Italian, no matter how believable the guy is, he's not authentic, so he's a poser.

The poser had convinced people that he/she was from hell and that he/she was hell, but since there was no hell, he/she was just another otherwise obscure poser.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020

Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.

“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”

by Vee_778 June 10, 2020

Poser

A term used by skaters to describe another ‘fake’ or ‘all for show’ skater. Posers usually suck at skateboarding and can quite easily get on your nerves.

Rocco: have you seen the kid who just moved into the neighborhood?

Rosa: yea he’s such a poser.

by BoomerTaj July 13, 2020