Illini Utility Player

A football player that calls himself a tight end when he hooks up with a fit, attractive girl; but calls himself a lineman on the team when he hooks up with a hefty woman.

Dude, that Illini Utility Player over there is definitely calling himself a lineman tonight when he's done with that beast

by LANK8586 January 10, 2025

Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

player

people text him and he respond sometimes and the pics are acc hot lmao.

NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A WANNA BE PLAYER
wanna be player: HE texts people, hes annoying bc he alwasy texts u and hes prob ugly

damn, don’t text that guy back, he’s such a player

by 3528262 February 22, 2021

Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works

Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 20, 2022

RO Player

Another way of saying I am mentally incapable/retarded.

I suffer from being RO Player
I am RO Player

by Assassin931 November 1, 2023

Player 2

A player who gets women just to have them fucked by someone else. A literal cuck player.

You a Player 2 ahh nigga

by PurpleLocks October 7, 2025