To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

by King Taye June 2, 2020

Save it for Your Soup

Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.

Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."

by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021

neck bone soup

a girl giving a blowjob to a guy

"Yo hit me up with some neck bone soup"

by onalosseplmao February 18, 2017

Soup n Salad

When you take a hit with nicotine and finish with a hit of marijuana

Bro I ate some Soup n Salad

by Hentai Connoisseur February 15, 2021

Yucky Man Soup

Semen, or any derivation of "cum"

I get really weirded out when I go to Panera now, because my friend Emma calls sperm "Yucky Man Soup"

by BigPapaEJ December 11, 2018

Wolfpack Soup Kitchen

When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).

''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '

by McTaggart33 October 25, 2017

french onion soup

French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.

If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry

“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”

by zooanimalyay February 23, 2022