(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lockmug. Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Get the Land-locked clubmug. A butt locker is a thing a person can do to another person, for their own personal reasons. Butt locks often happen in changing rooms of any gender, as it requires 3+ people to do it, and can only happen when all have a bare butt out.
If you wanna do a butt lock you need gorilla glue, and a person not aware of the situation outside the room.
You just simply put gorilla glue on your butt together with another person, then you wait until it's completely hardened.
After you have done all this you call the unaware person and ask for help, and watch them break down when they realize what you did.
If you wanna do a butt lock you need gorilla glue, and a person not aware of the situation outside the room.
You just simply put gorilla glue on your butt together with another person, then you wait until it's completely hardened.
After you have done all this you call the unaware person and ask for help, and watch them break down when they realize what you did.
Jennifer butt locked Sarah again, this time in her own bathroom, and without any other people around :)
by Crinmip4 March 13, 2023
Get the butt lockmug. Mohamed-Where’s Deng at why dosent he ever come to the park
Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
by Lock’s February 25, 2021
Get the Locksmug. Is number one move in all of Russian Wrestling. The body position is not important, but the move is executed when the only way to escape is to bite the opponent’s genitalia.
by Phatlumpia January 11, 2023
Get the pretzel lockmug. by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020
Get the shit lockmug. 