Punu Special

A Punu Special can only be performed when you need to shit, piss, shower, and masterbait. You go to the bathroom, sit down, hold your shit in and start fapping. Right when you jizz, take a massive shit. You might want to start shitting right before you ejaculate to make sure they both happen at the same time. Afterwords, don't wipe or clean up, and get immediately in the shower. After you wipe all the cum off your lap and wash all the shit out of your ass and it's all down the drain, plug it and start filling up a bath and light a kool blue cigarette.

Friend 1: Dude, I did a Punu Special today.

Friend 2: You have a fucking lot of free time on your hands.

by Brotato Chip July 26, 2010

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

special day

the day that Stasha and Josh have together on which they do special things that are very special.

I can't wait 'til our special day...

by Josh December 19, 2004

special k

A dumb drug that makes you feel somewhat drunk, eh what's the point of that? it's lame infact it barely even hit me for some reason... however I do know of people who have done so much that they fall into what's called a k-hole it's like you're knocked out but you're up it's just you can't move, slightly tourturous shitty experience.

Special K is a waste of money, as well as brain-cells.

by Zack Morris May 3, 2005

Special K

Vodka ( preferably Ketel or Tito's)
and soda with the perfect amount of ice and squeezed lime...shaken to perfection.

Mmmmm ... I'm thirsty.
I'm kinda feeling like a vodka and soda?
Dude you should try a Special K!
The fuck is that?
Perfection.

by IamLegendHeisLegend September 24, 2017

Cheesy Special

A slice of bread with crisps (preferably prawn cocktail) on, topped with two cheese slices, the final piece of bread then microwaved for 20 seconds. Add a firm press as a finishing touch.

I'm starving. I know... I'll have a cheesy special.

by boyward December 18, 2008

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 8, 2013