Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
by C L G  June 28, 2018
 Get the Alkali Shakemug.
Get the Alkali Shakemug. A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.
Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
by TheSkakeyHulk June 8, 2020
 Get the Hulk Shakemug.
Get the Hulk Shakemug. Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”
Lex: Absolutely not.
Lex: Absolutely not.
by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020
 Get the shake the canmug.
Get the shake the canmug. We’re tired of hearing the word “vibes”. No more, it’s officially canceled. It’s sold on every crop top, mentioned on every facebook post by your aunt, just complete overkill. So we’re letting 2020 leave us with her bad vibes now let’s let 2021 have a new type of shake. Shit, I love it already.
Not to be confused with “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...” However, that actually blends in perfectly.
Not to be confused with “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...” However, that actually blends in perfectly.
Instead of “No bad vibes allowed” it’s now “Only milkshakes for me”.
Instead of “His vibes were just ok” it’s now “he’s shaken, not stirred”.
If she’s hot, “Can I get a sip a that milkshake”.
and since ice means diamonds, drip, money, etc. When a girl is really feelin for a dude and he spoils her it can be “Girl, he like my milkshake so much he put his ice in it”. So many variations. Enjoy.
Instead of “His vibes were just ok” it’s now “he’s shaken, not stirred”.
If she’s hot, “Can I get a sip a that milkshake”.
and since ice means diamonds, drip, money, etc. When a girl is really feelin for a dude and he spoils her it can be “Girl, he like my milkshake so much he put his ice in it”. So many variations. Enjoy.
by DáDá October 23, 2020
 Get the Shakemug.
Get the Shakemug. by the bamboooooozler April 20, 2021
 Get the Bamboozle shakemug.
Get the Bamboozle shakemug. by Nauvoodaughter April 5, 2023
 Get the Purse shakemug.
Get the Purse shakemug. A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.
by IG1879 January 6, 2020
 Get the Shake and Bakemug.
Get the Shake and Bakemug.