swag house

a swag house that used to be shipped with fred.

swag house. a house full of swag people

by hogwartzhoe January 21, 2021

Puzzle Swag

1. (Noun) Swagger related to being a complete boss at solving puzzles.
2. (Noun) The highest status of puzzle solver that no one can compare to.

"Pat, Becca is totally all over you and your puzzle swag."
"Dude you got some mad puzzle swag!"

by n8mar July 23, 2012

swagging harry

hes a homeless hobo who lives under a bridge he sucks and thinks hes strong when half the time he cant get out of bed

man hes such a swagging harry

by explodingwalecarcases September 24, 2019

static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.

The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...

by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012

night swag

where you dress swaggalicious, even at night when no one can see you. mostly wearing those trendy black sunglasses, even at night.

john: bro, you goin out tonight?
lewis: yeah dude, night swag.

by emklay December 4, 2011

Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015