muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick

by dirty sock April 12, 2009

muddy rat

a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers

'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'

by williamsoke January 20, 2010

Murdazona

Nick name given to Arizona by those who live there.

I was Born and raised in Y town, Murdazona

by AZ DafferDon1 January 6, 2010

Murby

A not very well known person who is the master at server "lag" learning to control his ability of "lag", all people that give a source of "lag" or "lag" them selves are refered to as "Murby", any game that has lag is to be seen as a game that "Murby" is in. Thomas murby is more know as Murby with the title of "the controller of all lag"

*The games lagging*
Oh Murbys in the game.

by Chodaco industrys April 14, 2010

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.

Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.

by Double_A January 26, 2011