Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

Matt Ferrugia

Soul leader of the Illuminati. Described as "dangerous".

"Miley Cyrus is an illuminati minion run by Matt Ferrugia"

by Soulful Truth February 9, 2015

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Matt Brumpton

"old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"

Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))

"Yo Matt Brumpton"
"Yo finn"
"Real"

by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025

Matt Hughes

Ope! MATT HUGHES! IT WAS MATT HUGHES WITH THE ARMBAR! Hold on......................................................... Yup. Matt Hughes.

Hym "Ah, shit! It was Matt Hughes! Not Matt Sera! I didn't see a thing that reminded me. I just remembered."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

Matt Fish

A true ladies man in his own eyes- often looking lost with a dumb look on his face. He is an Ogre but a softy. Falls in love faster than a desperate lesbian and will take anything home to meet mom. Known for his skills in strength and crying instantaneously. He is however a good guy and a loyal friend.

That Matt Fish is a stupid mook- told the stripper he is in love with her after one lap dance.

by Rw46og October 31, 2020

matt

A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.

"Hey, remember Matt?
Which one?

The fuckboy from cali.
All Matts from cali are fboys I-."

by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020