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MATH

The acronym:
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My friend: Hey the first day of school was great, I can't wait to learn about science!
Me: Tru, but DID YOU KNOW THEY DID MATH IN SCHOOl
My friend: What... no...NO..NOOOOOOO!! WHY GOD WHY
by Mrs.Froggy June 12, 2018
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Math

Timmy said he liked math. Timmy is a liar.
by Abyss_Trips November 19, 2023
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Math

Mental
Abuse

To
Humans

I hate math
Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER
by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017
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Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.
Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!
by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024
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swag math

SWAG MATH- I don’t know the answer to this question so I’m just gonna have to use a Scientific Wild Ass Guess
by GWAL27 November 18, 2017
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a place where you read Quran and get fucked
Fuck oxford me and my homies go to Iqra Math and Science Academy
by imsa groper June 17, 2022
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Singapori Math

A kind of alien math from a rebel island that was once part of Malaysia, where they learn and teach math word problems in a local dialect called Singlish, using rectangles, lines, and dotted lines, which the people there call “bar models,” with most of them looking arguably ugly.
Local teachers told an Englishman that Singapori Math is a rojak or mélange of methodologies and pedagogies, with ingredients from both the East and the West—when the island was trying to solve its population’s high innumeracy rate in the seventies.
by Numerati March 15, 2024
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