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Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.
by Backdatassup December 14, 2008
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Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.
Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.
by Ur moms taken by me December 18, 2021
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step mom

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know
by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019
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mom it up

To do something to something that normally a mom would do; or to emulate a motherly activity
Wrapping up leftover pizza from a frat party in nice individual plastic wrapped packages, Tom heard his roommate holler: "Hey man, you really mom'ed that up!"

Or

As Christy served up homemade cookies and milk to her friends, they cheered: "Mom it up!"
by progin September 14, 2010
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mom-jacking

When a mother either provides a backhanded sympathetic statement, or completely disregards your well-being because she has/ has had it worse than you.

Thereby completely hijacking the conversation towards her being a mom
Mom-jacking.

Me: I'm feeling so sick today

Her: oh, that's sucks lol. I remember feeling sick for 9 months, constantly throwing up, and had to be put on bed rest. Then had to go through 4 hours of labour.. but I hope you feel better soon!

Example 2.
Me: I'm feeling so exhausted lately, my Insomnia hasn't been letting me sleep.
Her: try having x amount of kids like I do, then try saying you're tired.
by NugLife08 November 20, 2017
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Bear Mom

A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.

I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.

Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
by MRS.MESEEKS January 15, 2019
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Doggo's Mom

HUMONGUS ASS BIG ASS POOP NICE DICK SIT ON CHEST FART DICK POOP ASS
DOGGO'S MOM IS A FUCKING CHONKER ASS SIDE HOE
by fat penis balls October 28, 2020
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