Lord Barquar the 3rd is an amazing ruler of Tilypoo. Tilypoo is the most beautiful country in the world. Lord Barquar the 3rd would sacrifice his life for his kingdom and his people. He always wears a bow tie and has a neutral face with bushy brows. He also has a gorgeous double chin when he laughs and his smile is as bright as the sun(people have been blinded). He speaks twenty languages, including pig Latin and the language of the roaches. He is so extremely brave that he fought a battle against another kingdom all by himself, with his whip of course as well as his blade, Axrius. He has seventeen children with Lady Barquar the seventh. His favourite colour is hot pink, and he is always wearing bright colours, especially the neons, to stun his enemies. He wears a skintight bodysuit to show off his curves. He loves his skinny leather pants more that his wife.
by stelly nutelly September 12, 2022
The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
by Leothebard June 12, 2022
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by LZEJB November 24, 2021
When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.
by BakeMamaAmber December 09, 2024
Rogan Lord has a big dick
by asdfgbgnhretywe December 19, 2022
My feelings were so intense for this girl, so I started crying, but I wasn't embarrassed. I was just going over the lord's strawberries.
by DreamSlang November 06, 2023