lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Log

Log in a more game-like sense is when a player leaves, or therefore, logs from the game.

Example 1: LOL! He just combat logged!
Example 2: What a loser.

by portapac September 17, 2023

Log Out

Taking a dump at work

Hey Man, i need to log out now.

by KImCobain September 25, 2017

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 7, 2018

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Logging

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.

Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?

Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.

by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024