Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

I LIKE FUTAS

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom

I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie

by I_eat_wap_for_dinner January 17, 2022

tax it like the british

To fuck a girl real hard. An allusion to how the British fucked the 13 colonies over with high taxes.

Putaraj: Hey, look at that fine girl over there
Ishmael: Yea, I'd tax it like the british

by MrIsmaraj July 2, 2011

Chillin' Like Krillin

Refers to when a practing monk chills out due to there resemblance to the Dragonball series character Krillin. Krillin from the Dragonball series looks a lot like a monk due to his bald head and 6 dots on his forhead.

Individual A: That guy looks really relaxed for a serious monk.

Individual B: Yeah man, he's chillin' like Krillin.

by Verb X November 19, 2009

like smell on shit

An expression describing how close one thing or person is to another or how inseparable something is to another.

I will be like smell on shit, you will not be able to get rid of me.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

It's not going down like that.

The situation is not going to go as someone else planned.

Someone has a dumb idea they want you to participate in. Your answer should be "it's not going down like that.

by Sissifinn June 29, 2022

like prom night

a better phrase, but used similarly to the term"thats what she said"- used to add sexual inuendo to otherwise harmlessly innocent phrases

"In order to make it fit- you are going to really have to jam it in there."
" just like prom night."
"word"

by Paully Frontman January 21, 2009