a landan is da capital of Great Britain 

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

a landan is da capital of Great Britain by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

AJ Landy 

Aj Landy is known for his Harry Potter POVS on Tiktok. He is also asexual.

OMG! AJ Landy is asexual!

AJ Landy by jenmatera December 7, 2020

Eagles Landing Middle School

A middle school in Boca with a bunch of japs who think the world revolves around them. Can’t forget about all the Brazilian fuckboys who wear skinny jeans that make their legs look like sticks and wear chains from dollar tree.

Oh my god Jorge is such an a fuckboy. He must be from Eagles Landing Middle School

Eagles Landing Middle School by Ineedcoochie September 10, 2021

Patriot's Landing 

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

Patriot's Landing by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

Landfill Indie 

UK phrase referring to the amount of generic guitar based bands. It is characterised by:
* complete lack of rhythmic invention
* weedy vocals
* utter self-absorption
* million of songs about nothing but how *weird* the world is
* having gone on about twenty five years too long.

Credit also goes to Andrew Harrison at Word Magazine for coining the term "landfill indie"

Friend: "Ahh who is playing glastonbury this year?"

Me: "Some Landfill indie bands!"

Friend: "Like who?"

Me: "Scouting for girls, the kooks, the ting tings bands like that"

Landfill Indie by Masterflash October 27, 2008

Landesked 

When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.

I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!

Landesked by 85Howie August 27, 2013

Landwhale 

A fat bitch. They eat 27 McDonalds Big Macs for every meal except dinner, when they eat 43.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a landwhale.

Landwhale by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016