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Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
by Richard Penis January 9, 2023
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log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.
There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022
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Moore’s Log

Can be loosely defined as the inverse of Moore’s Law: Increase in investment/time/resources/effort leads to incremental advancements. (Can be described by a log curve)
Moore’s log can be seen in the development of autonomous cars. The investments into autonomous driving and the resulting advances are explained by Moore’s Log.
by iamtheword December 8, 2020
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Log ride

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
Hay honey, come take a ride on the log ride.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015
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Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
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Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.
Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?
by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013
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Snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: dirty snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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