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Jordan

a (vegan)
He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan
by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019
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jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.
Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper
by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011
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Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.
I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.
by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan."
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
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Jordan

A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan 'Bee swarm, at Kuala Lumpur Airport' Yan is widely acclaimed for his influential Snapchat narratives and discernible demeanour. His most esteemed accomplishment, one that undeniably fills him with immense pride, is his remarkable progress in the realm of "Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator." Repeatedly, individuals have endeavoured to outshine his extraordinary talents and deride his online persona. However, Jordan Yan, armed with an expansive lexicon devoid of disparaging invectives, effortlessly thwarts all forms of aggression with the succinct declaration, "I'll frigging bash you, you frigging frigger."
Johnson, Owen, Ryan: "Jordan, I hope you lose all of your bee swarm progress and get hacked by the Kuala Lumpur cyber police lead by Lilang, the masked cyber-predator."

Jordan: "I hope you frigging die, mother frigging mother frigger! I'll bash you"

Saul Han: I must vehemently protest against such conduct within these hallowed walls of education. Kindly abstain from the use of profanity. As a consequence, I kindly request you to assume a position of contemplation in the corner, with your hands respectfully placed behind your head.
by kyvx October 17, 2023
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