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Jordan

A really weird/strange guy that you can't help but love.
Girl 1: Don't you just love Jordan?
Girl 2: How could you not?
by Carrot... January 29, 2017
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023
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jordan rumbles

A jordan Rumbles is one of the greatest guys you’ll ever meet. He is kind, loving, patient and trustworthy. He will always keep your secrets, and drive you to work when your car decides not to work.

He is hard working, he doesn’t take the easy way out because he knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. He only has a small circle of friends who he trusts and absolutely adores.

He inspires you to do better, to be better.

He has an amazing sense of humor, it’s so good that you continue to be friends after he rejects you the first time you tried to kiss him. He has cute fluffy blonde hair and adorable freckles on his nose!

Jordan Rumbles is a good listener, he is always there. He is my best friend. You’d do anything for a Jordan Rumbles..
Jordan Rumbles is the perfect example of a great man.
by SouthAfricanStekkie November 22, 2021
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jordan

yoooo jordan used to come over and fuck my pillows
by bitchshadyy September 2, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is there for you always. He has most likely lost someone in his past, son he tries to help people as much as he can. He can extremely funny, but also serious when he needs to be. He is also very outgoing, and he has nothing to hide. A lot of girls falls for him. He normally had 1 or 2 girl bestfriends that he cares about. He only likes one cause Jordans aren't the type of person to like more than one person.
Hey is that jordan
OMG yes he so handsome
He is so trustworthy
by Slimexo February 1, 2019
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Samantha Jordan

Everyone: Samantha Jordan is happening soon.
by Bobcob112 December 21, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan is a very hot Teenager who says hes not hot and hes ugly but hes really not. He can quite easily become pissed off and will swear a lot. He gets harassed by some assholes a fair bit and usually puts up a good fight. But a lot of times he will pussy out of fights. A jordan usally has blonde hair or brown and blue or green eyes. He is annoying at first but once you get to know him hes a legend
LOOK ITS JORDAN - girl 1
OH MY GOD HES SO HOT - girl 2
No im not - Jordan
by Asuluman28 March 24, 2022
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