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jimmy eat world

"Life sucks man"
"yeah, just listen to Jimmy Eat World"
"ok"
by ducktaper July 29, 2008
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jimmy fats

n: midwestern slang term for joint
"Hey man, did you bring Jimmy Fats?"
by DJY July 2, 2006
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jimmy hoffa

the act of going back in time to the 50s and fucking jimmy hoffa and sucking the cum back out, putting it in a jar and coming back
timmy just jimmy hoffaed
by Daddy Swedosh April 22, 2020
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jimmy-up the mack

A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!
by Rekced Yrrek December 3, 2006
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Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
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Jimmy Carl Black

"Hello boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group."
by runtgreen June 14, 2018
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Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
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