New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021

Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey

A town in Bergen County with lots of asian people.

Resident 1: Look at all these asians!
Resident 2: I know rite!!!!
Asian 1: Hi
Many asians later....
Asian 5678: Hi
Resident 1: Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey has a lot of asians!!!!!

by peasryummy58 March 1, 2011

Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

by Mike Sobo January 1, 2007

new jersey basement waterproofing

To repair a basement in N.J.

I was suprised to find out the new jersey basement waterproofing was a problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.

Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.

by del87 August 4, 2007

new jersey iced tea

shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather

typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry

give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time

by mark AJ July 26, 2007

New Jersey Gas Mask

A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!

I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023