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Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.
Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010
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Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men
"He gives head just like a Jason!"
by The Niggar April 12, 2023
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Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,
Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up
by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!
Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)
by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021
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Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.
Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him
by jonzh October 18, 2019
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Jason Rappaport

A Jason Rappaport is a pile of reeking stinky garbage formed together to look like a slimy, smarmy douchebag of a man. DO NOT TRUST HIM OR LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS EYES.
Girl, I just got this great new job! Hope the owner is not a Jason Rappaport.
by Beerofworld January 24, 2018
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