Jake Pauled

When some takes your hat and screams "gotcha ya hat"

You just got Jake Pauled

by FlingFlongUn6969 June 10, 2021

Skylar and Jake

Skylar and Jake are the perfect couple. Skylar usually finds her crush for Jake right after they start talking and Jake finds his shortly after. They are predicted to starting dating between June 15-17.

Skylar and Jake: *Talking and Laughinng*

Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!

Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.

Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17

by Hotgurlsummerbitch June 10, 2021

Jake Paul

a guy who fought old men and celebrated next to his mom and a paid friend in bed

Guy 1: I wonder when will Jake Paul fight a real boxer
Guy 2: I heard he’s fighting Tiger Woods next
Guy 1: no way who do you think will win?
Guy 2: what do you think

by ahugedickhead May 21, 2021

Jake Girardi

A blue eyed man whose dong is a mile long!

“hey you see that man right there, that’s Jake Girardi….he was 10 inches inside me!”

by JG97! November 23, 2021

Jake Smith

The sexiest kid ever possible, girls get orgasms just by looking at him has a perfect combination of blue eyes and bright blonde hair and us amazing and is shy when it comes to social media but rocks in the real exterior world... He is known to be an amazing comedian and a really above average student.

Girl: Hey Jake Smith is the coolest guy in class ever heard of him!

2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad

by Cool Names America November 24, 2021

Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.

Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"

by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022

Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022